I’m not sure this is a crime… this looks intentional, can we get more context? Did he cut it in this pattern for a reason?
Ponjos
I don’t see a problem here.
M-ABaldelli
This is sociopathic and requires an arrest warrant.
Nyanzeenyan
That “pizza” will taste the same regardless of how it is cut.
mittelegna
Looking at this, I just realized I have absolutely no problem with unorthodox pizza cuts— as long as they’re symmetrical and neat. I mean, hey— you do you, folks. But those jagged and unevenly distributed cuts that look like a horror show? … DEATH PENALTY.
CampbellsBeefBroth
Bro made pizza heraldry
DJ_Vasquezz
No guilty! But you should sue in civil court to be made whole this is not acceptable
johnaross1990
Does your friend really like flags?
purplepickletoes
Beautiful. Lovely. No notes.
lo-lux
Equal pieces, no crime here.
OnionTamer
Nah, you have traditional triangles and old school lunch style rectangles, you got choices, baby!
FindOneInEveryCar
Is that Ellio’s?
Some_Nibblonian
What’s wrong with it?
ScryAgain
Was this frozen pizza? Trying to make a crime scene more fun can’t be worse than the crime itself.. (this only applies to pizza crimes, lol)
ToxyFlog
It almost looks like 4 smaller pizzas cut in different ways. Seems fine.
mattycakes1077
Sticks and slices
RLIwannaquit
It’s unusual but not a crime at all
TheAmazingWillow
I don’t see a crime here. There’s no wrong way to cut a square pizza.
Min_Mirae_Bro
i fuck w this heavy
voteblue18
I kind of like it. I would pick a triangle piece but it’s nice to have an option.
Me_ina_pink_skirt
It’s symmetrical. No crime was committed.
EngagedInConvexation
More of an argument and case with the pizza itself than the slicing. Prosecution should not have brought this to trial with this argument. Dismissed with prejudice.
FluentInChocobo
It’s a totinos 4 for $4…. Mash it into a ball and eat it like an apple for all I care.
pLeThOrAx
No crime was committed here. I love it
EdTheApe
You need to have a serious conversation with that friend. You gotta be in a pretty bad place to do something like that.
CrimsonThar
You got some wedges and some strips. I dig it.
Joseph419270577
Some brilliance can’t be understood.
darling_darcy
Is this Loss?
Outrageous-Skirt-462
Elios is the personification of Dusty Rhodes’ Hard Times and I love them for that.
ChickenPotDie
This is how rosati’s pizza chain cuts it. I think it’s cool like the triangle shape for the sandwich is cool
ForceOk6039
Everyone disliked that
idontwannabhear
Nah that’s pretty fun
martjob
Look up a New Haven cut pizza if you want your brain to fry
midgetcastle
Isn’t that the flag of Maryland?
Aeroknight_Z
Honestly, from a portion control perspective, this might be very clever.
DavieStBaconStan
Modified tavern cut. I like it.
DangerDane90
Not guilty, but why? Totinos BS square pizza gets cut corner to corner and middle top to middle bottom, middle side to middle side
effortissues
DO YOU WANT A CORNER OR A SIDE? This is all that popped in my head when looking at this
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I’m not sure this is a crime… this looks intentional, can we get more context? Did he cut it in this pattern for a reason?
I don’t see a problem here.
This is sociopathic and requires an arrest warrant.
That “pizza” will taste the same regardless of how it is cut.
Looking at this, I just realized I have absolutely no problem with unorthodox pizza cuts— as long as they’re symmetrical and neat. I mean, hey— you do you, folks. But those jagged and unevenly distributed cuts that look like a horror show? … DEATH PENALTY.
Bro made pizza heraldry
No guilty! But you should sue in civil court to be made whole this is not acceptable
Does your friend really like flags?
Beautiful. Lovely. No notes.
Equal pieces, no crime here.
Nah, you have traditional triangles and old school lunch style rectangles, you got choices, baby!
Is that Ellio’s?
What’s wrong with it?
Was this frozen pizza? Trying to make a crime scene more fun can’t be worse than the crime itself.. (this only applies to pizza crimes, lol)
It almost looks like 4 smaller pizzas cut in different ways. Seems fine.
Sticks and slices
It’s unusual but not a crime at all
I don’t see a crime here. There’s no wrong way to cut a square pizza.
i fuck w this heavy
I kind of like it. I would pick a triangle piece but it’s nice to have an option.
It’s symmetrical. No crime was committed.
More of an argument and case with the pizza itself than the slicing. Prosecution should not have brought this to trial with this argument. Dismissed with prejudice.
It’s a totinos 4 for $4…. Mash it into a ball and eat it like an apple for all I care.
No crime was committed here. I love it
You need to have a serious conversation with that friend. You gotta be in a pretty bad place to do something like that.
You got some wedges and some strips. I dig it.
Some brilliance can’t be understood.
Is this Loss?
Elios is the personification of Dusty Rhodes’ Hard Times and I love them for that.
This is how rosati’s pizza chain cuts it. I think it’s cool like the triangle shape for the sandwich is cool
Everyone disliked that
Nah that’s pretty fun
Look up a New Haven cut pizza if you want your brain to fry
Isn’t that the flag of Maryland?
Honestly, from a portion control perspective, this might be very clever.
Modified tavern cut. I like it.
Not guilty, but why? Totinos BS square pizza gets cut corner to corner and middle top to middle bottom, middle side to middle side
DO YOU WANT A CORNER OR A SIDE? This is all that popped in my head when looking at this
Loss